I’m sitting right here bare in my storage, properly I’ve a pair of pantyhose on usually and one other I lower the crotch out of and pulled over my head and used the legs as arms overlaying my higher physique. I needed to inform you concerning the enjoyable I had final night time. I used to be sexy as at all times as my sexless spouse was sleeping on the sofa. Sporting solely my full slip, I wander out to the kitchen to see what I may discover that was enjoyable and satisfying. Trying within the pantry I discovered a contemporary can of Crisco after which a banana. I took them out to the yard and started to search for one thing to fuck with them. I discovered it, the chilly cinder block wall and my wild creativeness. I pulled the slip over my head exposing my entire physique. I opened the Crisco and smeared half the can on my chest, stomach, cock, balls, and beneath my crotch and onto my asshole. It felt fantastic. I took the un-peeled banana and pushed it into my ass till solely the stem was peeking out. Then I took the remainder of the Crisco and blooded it on the cinder block proper at my dick’s peak in a giant ball. I approached the wall urgent my chest and stomach towards it after which submerged my dick and balls into the Crisco. it felt so pleasing as I hugged the wall and slowly started to rotate my hips smearing the Crisco throughout it. my cock started to harden. my total crotch was buried within the Crisco as I felt the cinder towards my dick and step by step rubbed it towards the slippery wall, fucking it so leisurely. I clutched the wall as if it was a heat attractive physique, cuddling it with my palms stomach, and chest. I may really feel the banana up my ass shifting about as I fucked the wall ever so softly. When it was time to cum I let it go nonetheless hugging and caressing the wall. It burst up my stomach after which drooled down round my balls. I used to be nonetheless sexy, so I pulled away from the wall and headed into the home. I went out to the storage and sat the wheelbarrow down from it upright place. I eliminated the banana from my ass and peeled it. Then I bought on my palms and knees and put the banana in my mouth and down into my throat. As soon as I had it so far as I may in my mouth, I backed up putting the wheelbarrow deal with towards my asshole. Because it touched me, I pushed laborious and quick up onto the deal with and it popped in me. I slowly slid down the shaft till it could not go anymore. I then franticly and brutally started to fuck my ass with it. I felt sensational as I choked just a little on the banana. My dick was getting laborious once more all by itself. After a number of minutes of plunging onto the deal with as violent as I may take, I cum once more with out even touching my cock. I used to be exhausted and fell to the ground and will really feel the slippery Crisco between me and the concrete. What a terrific feeling.